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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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reclusive-dreaming:

hydrophobic-pirate:

On 9th August 2014, unarmed 18 year old Michael Brown was shot by police officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Missouri, sparking social unrest that continues to this day. Here is a petition to prevent police misconduct.

Was it really the 9th?!?!? Holy crap

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officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

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thankyoucorndog:

cataclysmic-soul:

majiinboo:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

white people are literally demons

Excuse me? White people are not demons, I am white and I am not a demon. That’s such a horrible thing to say, you don’t even know half of us. Stop saying things like this.

how do you read this whole post and only get upset at that

inhaleaggression:

xemackx:

dimnuggitz:

strangevibezz:

lionhrtd:

nerdsandgamersftw:

Redditor army4211's computer room is something I’m very envious of.

[Full Album]

Fuck.. 😍

dimnuggitz
Holy Han Solo, I need to step my game up
strangevibezz
! I’m loving the hanging ships from the ceiling idea.

SO FUCKIN BADASS😍

crustyball
 !!!!!!

redbird18

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errrord:

Original image courtesy of radivsFirst posted on 2014-08-29 20:07:00 GMT

hdawg1995:

expederest:

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?

was chowder even real?

This.
THis show.

omG!

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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Warning Major Spoiler!

death-of-my-alibi:

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

OH MY GOD

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